Funny as hell!

Long ago, when I started working for a large cable company, I met this idiot named Lorenzo. He was a nice fellow, and out of the kindness of my heart, I carpooled with him every day to help him out. Over time, he began taking advantage of my kindness by requesting that I go out of my way to pick him up for work, when he was never ready on time. Later on that year, I found out that he was on double secret probation with the company. Seems that he was habitually tardy, and was lookin' to drag me down with him. Soon after I found this out, he was fired. That made me extremely happy! Before he got fired, I didn't pick him up for work and he called me and screamed out, "YA GOT ME FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DOOOOOOOOOO!" It was hilarious! So as his going away present, I drew him a picture and pinned it on his computer before he was escorted out of the building.
I colored it to add to the hilariousness!

Enjoy!

Done with Beets, Bears and this Fool!

Finally! After months of putting it off, I've finally finished this damn painting!
I figured, to hell what the final piece looks like, I have been procrastinating this shit for too long!
I think it turned out nicely. It is a lot more fun when you don't let your inhibitions get in the way of you passion for art.
Painted entirely in Painter 9 and 10.

Enjoy all!

P.S.: I had to throw in a BEET!

Thank Goodness Wedding Season is Over!!!

My girlfriend has kept me busy these past few months. We figured, instead of giving her friends regular gifts like coffee makers and glassware, we can just paint them a wedding portrait as a gift.
I love painting portraits, especially if it is a gift and I have creative control of the composition.
Over all, I think they both turned out pretty nicely.

Enjoy!!

Rainberry Britecakes!

Here is a piece I created a few months ago. I used a different coloring technique with this one. I basically used pen tool selections and the paint brush. I included the sketch and the finished piece.
When I was finished, I kinda got the idea that this could be a combination or Rainbow Bright and Strawberry Shortcake, all rolled into one.
Enjoy!